Arena
I looked at the exposed boobs on the cover and said, "Phew.
This is gonna be a stinker."
Over the years I've probably started Arena 20 times.
Each time I had to relearn the arcane secrets of DOS
memory management. Each time I loved the creaking doors,
squeaking rats, and long swims in flooded tunnels. Only
ONE time did I make it out of the first dungeon and
wander around chattering with folks. And each time I
abandoned the game, satisfied, and moved on to the next
Flavor-of-the-Month.
In my declining years [NO, Mark, not quite yet], I
can look forward to actually playing through Arena.
Daggerfall
I loved finding a bear in a closet in my very first
dungeon. I loved wandering around COMPLETELY lost in
the dungeon 3-D mazes -- my favorite part of the game,
though maddening. And I loved getting mail from a Post
Zombie.
And I loved it when I found out I could jump on top
of bats rising up the elevator shafts and ride around
on top of them. 'Bat Riders of Daggerfall! Hooray!'
Battlespire
I did the voices of the scamps. "Keys? Keys in
dark, NASTY place. Near my tail. Want look? See?"
I loved them to pieces.
I truly loved level 5, the Chimera of Desolation, an
island floating in the oceans of Oblivion. At the time,
that was the first time I'd seen a exterior location
worth exploring in a computer game. It set the standard
for what I wanted to see in future CRPGs.
And, by the way, I'm the guy who stuck the scamp there
that follows you around everywhere, admiring your thighs.
Redguard
I HATED that stupid mushroom jumping puzzle. I never
finished the game. I played through every other section
and enjoyed it, but on the final day of pre-Gold playtest,
I hit the mushroom jumping puzzle, turned off the machine,
and never looked at Redguard again. [Now, when I WISH
I could play it again, I can't. I HATE being robbed
of my gaming heritage by obsolete technology.]
Morrowind
It's still my favorite CRPG, and heaven knows, I've
sucked the juice out of it.
My favorite activity is whacking monsters and running
around, training them behind me, until I have a huge,
clamorous parade of enemies. Then I run into town and
watch the guards go nuts trying to kill them all.
I am also an obsessive mountain climber. I have pioneered
many routes traveling cross-country through terrain
I know I shouldn't be able to walk over.
Favorite moment? While playtesting, I suddenly noticed
the flowers, and went around for about an hour, looking
at all the pretty blooms and their components they yielded.
It seemed as natural an activity as smelling the first
rose of the Spring. |